The most colorful story from last night following my office holiday party has to be the one Jack told me. Jack received one of the “silly awards” bestowed on our employees and his was for Nattiest Dresser and the award was a KEN DOLL in the package.
Here’s a photo of Jack receiving his award last night around 8pm.
Too bad we don’t have an ‘after picture’ of this same doll at 12:45am Saturday morning when Jack walked into a bar and put the Ken doll at his seat in order to go to the restroom and when he returned he found a bellicose (and potvaliant) Frenchman had stripped the doll naked and removed its head ostensibly to impress the two young ladies he was interacting with. Jack had to suppress the urge to “set him straight” but realized it was not worth it.
This was all that was left...