Those signs in front of churches

Gwen wrote me an e-mail today saying she had visitors from England in her fine home in Pinehurst, North Carolina. These people were routinely amused by the church signs. I have to admit that I remember a few funny ones myself when I lived there in 1980 -- "exercise, walk with Jesus" is a personal favorite. But Gwen topped that with "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life". Such edifying thoughts and then I googled "funny church signs" and came up with a whole load of them -- you should try it.